June 2012
You know what's one thing I like about tumblr?
suckonthedickimashark:
People aren’t referring to me with corny ass plays on the word “tumblr”.
I’m sick of seeing twitter in the morning and niggas saying:
“What’s up, tweople?’
“Y’all my tweeps”
“You twiggas tripping”
“Alright, twiends”
That shit makes me want to kill you.
Dick Beals, the voice of Gumby, dies | EW →
basedgosh:
which horny geologist named this mineral
suckonthedickimashark:
jamtastik:
dumbfuckery:
peeing on my roommate’s clean laundry and wiping with it that’s for eating my ramen
:[[[[[[[[[
BITCH WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU IT’S JUST RAMEN
YOU KNOW SHE GOTTA HURT ONE OF YOUR LIZARDS NOW, RIGHT
^ OMG HANNIBAL BURESS REFERENCE.
Beyoncé Is Doing an Animated Movie | Vulture →
Beyoncé will (voice-)star alongside Colin Farrell, Josh Hutcherson, Jason Sudeikis, Steven Tyler, Aziz Ansari, and Pitbull (why not) in Epic, a save-the-world 3-D CGI adventure from the people who brought you Ice Age and Rio
Jerry Seinfeld will guest on the new season of... →
popculturebrain:
Seinfeld joins Artie Lange and Marc Maron as guest stars.
May 2012