February 2012
harrypotterandtheblog:
Michael Gambon should show up at the Oscars in a burst of Phoenix Flames steal on Oscar for Harry Potter and then disappear. Because even if the Academy doesn’t like it they can’t deny, Dumbledore’s got style.
this is all I have to say
guillam:
1 tag
Keep your head up, Viola.
Watchpopculturebrain:
Watch: Billy Crystal’s Opening Oscar Montage | THR
Solid.
“Plural titles are out this year.”
– RDJ (via oldfilmsflicker)
Chris Rock reminding us why the Oscars needs...
sixseasonsandamovie:
He needs to host again next year.
sighingflosser:
broki:
oh let me just check my deviantart
check my
deviant art
holy shit
“I love animation because in the world of animation, you can be anything you...”
– CHRIS ROCK, introducing the Best Animated Film Oscar. (via inothernews)
Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe
“[Meryl Streep] is either the greatest actress of our time, or a very dedicated...”
– Billy Crystal (via popculturebrain)
thebeckles:
they forgot Lil Sebastian in the in memorium montage
filmvisuality:
That last Dujardin post was kinda harsh. I’ll admit that I did enjoy his performance but I do think he won, much like the film he’s in, solely because of the novelty of it all, rather than quality or depth.
“‘Oh come on! Why? Her again?’ … But, whatever.”
– Meryl Streep speaking on behalf of America, Viola Davis. (via popculturebrain)
ewrecktion:
“Hello Lifealert”
“Hello Stella, are you okay?”
“… is your refrigerator running?”
“Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
If America ever gets attacked, it'll be Sacha...
Zachdionne: Thinking about forsaking snark...
popculturebrain:
zachdionne:
Too easy. Too obnoxious. Genuinely feared if I didn’t close my Twitter window I’d vomit at the confluence of every untalented person attempting humor via negativity simultaneously.
SEE YOU AROUND! STAY POSITIVE!
Guilty.
dujardins:
e-pic:
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs
#except leonardo dicaprio
