The artist doesn’t give you special privileges just because you’re a longtime fan. You’re just another fan.
Seriously, I tweet/Tumble gold. The irony is that it takes fame for people to appreciate you but, you have to be appreciated in order to get fame.
Are you in a strip club dressing room?
Translation: Why don’t I have groupies?
Life would be easier.
I SUCK AT THAT SHIT
Just tell bitches what they wanna hear
Sadly, sometimes telling the truth isn’t gonna get your dick wet
It never gets my dick sticky.
I just get girls to giggle and think I’m weird.
This dry spell needs to end.
I’m gonna take your advice homie!